You're Not Drinking Enough Lyrics

He had 25 years tucked under his belt, along with a magnum 44 For the trouble he might find running pappies shine Little did he know what laid in store In an all night honky tonk d...Read Full Lyrics

Don't laugh at a lepperLaugh at the guy dipping chips in his neckSlow down you spicy pepperDon't watch your language but hey! what the heckWhyEverytime the Bathroom stalls?Why'd yo...Read Full Lyrics

This is house music just a little bit fast Come and don't look so stupid we just wanna kick ass And we know what you think, you think we start to get crazy, But we do what we want ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't use meJust amuse meSometimes things are real that aren't supposed to beDon't abuse meJust stay true to meNo matter what you do you'll never get through to meDon't confuse meD...Read Full Lyrics

Underneath my window, I see Another side of town Partly on a dare We both were there on an anonymous tip Let it slip Let it slip Think about last Wednesday night There was somethin...Read Full Lyrics

Something moving in my backyard Left a matchbook as a calling card Tried to follow The trail went dry By a phone booth So I went inside Underneath the receiver You left behind A fi...Read Full Lyrics

In a car, driving far awayIt gets hard to rememberFaces blur, voices fadeBut if there is any wayCome on, come on, come onKiss me goodnightCome on, come on, come onKiss me goodnight...Read Full Lyrics

All I do is eat and eat and eat the sweets and meats and things you say I’d be making a mistake to partake inI’m breaking through the other side, riding on a tornado, I don’t...Read Full Lyrics

Reciever: Good afternoonKissel: Hello, is this an insurance place?Reciever: Excuse me?Kissel: Is this an insurance place?R: Yes it is.K: Ok, I met this young lady. I think I want h...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry Jovel: Hello?Reciever: Yes?JJ: Hello, how you doin?R: Alright, who's this?JJ: Um, my name is Jerry Jovel. Lemme ask you something. I got a motherfuckin RCA VCR recorder, ah, ...Read Full Lyrics