You're On The List Lyrics

I thought you wanted morePerhaps a box of animal crackersYet, this is all that you wanted as I should have knownI sent them first class, straight from me, they're non perishableTha...Read Full Lyrics

Hit the deck, here comes a drive-byThere's a woodpecker going to town on the shinglesGary jammed his arm in the wood chipper againThe salesman at the door has a motorized knockerYo...Read Full Lyrics

Pull down that hood, you'll offend that horse!Can't tell the difference between you and your wife!How are those hourly beatings you receive?Less orgasmic than what you used to give...Read Full Lyrics

Standing ankle deepIn an endless kiddie pool from hellShaking harder than a quadriplegic stripperThere’s no disability pay in that line of workTraded a trident for a forkNow look...Read Full Lyrics

One time Dave Mustaine was in MetallicaThen people remembered JFK got shotAn LSDer just gave me my first orgasmAfterwards I went out back andBuried her corpse under the carnationsF...Read Full Lyrics

Loro danno sono tocco mail mio oggi e non sopra,ma non prego.Qua, nel mio manoe il rispondere.Vorrei fare un casino del diavolo.Tu sarai nella merda.Che il diavolo mi porti se pago...Read Full Lyrics

Che cosa vuoi? Non parlo tedesco....Read Full Lyrics

I. Lunchtaker:Wrinkles have formed under the eyesBut hair nets erase them from sightStaring at the same facesShloping the generic mealRussian shots fill the void as a fog encircles...Read Full Lyrics

I saw this coming, why didn’t you?Take off your studded mask and put down the whip.Look out the window for a change.Say something instead of sucking on a rubber ball.Do something...Read Full Lyrics

I work my ass off at the building siteI have a better future for the kids in my sightMy weekly reward is the great weekendsWhen I share laughs and beers with my friendsI'm a patrio...Read Full Lyrics