It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy
He took me to meet his old Granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips
I wen...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch
It's time for me to say this,
Addressing all you guys,
Except for all the drag queens,
Who deserve a nobel prize.
But the straight guys,
They don't realize,
What w...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
There's a virus
Spreading over the whole nation
And to my mom's dismay
There isn't a vaccination.
Every morning
I wake up and need my fix
Of Kevin and Joe Jonas,
But my heart belo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
I ain't baby-sitting
I ain't baby-sitting
I ain't baby-sitting
You crazy, woman?
I ain't baby sitting
Oh, hell no
She had six implanted embryoes after givin' birth to six
Now ev...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
Looking out the window as it rains
My stomach rumbles I'm hungry for some brains:)
Nobody understands, my pain
Everyday at school
I walk down the hall
I flash a smile and wink at ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
They always ask me Lady Gaga what's your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
Start:
Young lady that is not allowed
We must make Tom & Katie proud
Millions of years ago, the alien Xenu
Collected all his people, and then
He threw all around a volcano
Bringing...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
I've always had
A thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of The Rings
Is my favorite type of Role Play
Don't want an Aragorn, I want a youn...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
Everybody needs my creations
Everybody needs my clothes
A beautiful melody
My face between your toes
Even it's doomsday
You won't have to dismay
When the world
Is falling apart
Yo...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Venetian Princess
I got my top down
And I'm ready to roll
Watch me go now
I'm leaving this town
To the Costa del Sol
Come on let's go now
The stars are out tonight
The moon is shining down on me
Wi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Vengaboys