You're The One Lyrics

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy He took me to meet his old Granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind the chips I wen...Read Full Lyrics

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch It's time for me to say this, Addressing all you guys, Except for all the drag queens, Who deserve a nobel prize. But the straight guys, They don't realize, What w...Read Full Lyrics

There's a virus Spreading over the whole nation And to my mom's dismay There isn't a vaccination. Every morning I wake up and need my fix Of Kevin and Joe Jonas, But my heart belo...Read Full Lyrics

I ain't baby-sitting I ain't baby-sitting I ain't baby-sitting You crazy, woman? I ain't baby sitting Oh, hell no She had six implanted embryoes after givin' birth to six Now ev...Read Full Lyrics

Looking out the window as it rains My stomach rumbles I'm hungry for some brains:) Nobody understands, my pain Everyday at school I walk down the hall I flash a smile and wink at ...Read Full Lyrics

They always ask me Lady Gaga what's your race? I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place. Christina Aguilera looks like she could be my sis But when she's driving her new Bentley I'...Read Full Lyrics

Start: Young lady that is not allowed We must make Tom & Katie proud Millions of years ago, the alien Xenu Collected all his people, and then He threw all around a volcano Bringing...Read Full Lyrics

I've always had A thing for Star Trek Conventions I need a man with a comic book collection Lord of The Rings Is my favorite type of Role Play Don't want an Aragorn, I want a youn...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody needs my creations Everybody needs my clothes A beautiful melody My face between your toes Even it's doomsday You won't have to dismay When the world Is falling apart Yo...Read Full Lyrics

I got my top down And I'm ready to roll Watch me go now I'm leaving this town To the Costa del Sol Come on let's go now The stars are out tonight The moon is shining down on me Wi...Read Full Lyrics