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Go granny go I was sitting on the beach Just picking up some sun When my buddy ran up to me He said you won't believe what's going on But it's something that you've gotta see You...Read Full Lyrics

Three window coupe you're the toughest machine in town Got a three window coupe that's short on looks But she looks real good in the record books I hold the track record in the qua...Read Full Lyrics

What can I do here I'm locked up in this mall My buddy flyboy is dead I'm in the rafters the biker gang's inside I'm fucked - I got the gun up to my head Dawn Of the dead You're go...Read Full Lyrics

Highschool psychopath..... Way back in highschool the joks called me a geek They superbowled me 10 times a week They wedgied like a fucking curse but I got 'em back 10 times worse ...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a flying saucer last night It fell out of the sky And crashed into my lawn These dudes were all dressed up like evil creepy clowns What the fuck is going on? Killer klowns, ...Read Full Lyrics

Her gunt sticks out farther than her tits do She's got craters all over her face She never cleans her hair or her underwear Her B.O. fuckin reaks up my place She breaks a sweat whe...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe that I'm not dead! It sucked the brain right outta my head I know I'm not the fuckin smartest around But I saw a meteor crash near my town People are disappearing w...Read Full Lyrics

I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool Well I see your band on T. V. Yer not what I wanna be I'm just gl...Read Full Lyrics

Comfort me cradle me Live for me arms spread out Temper lights a fire in me The shape of you breaking through Desired are the chosen few Standing on the edge of ecstasy The taste ...Read Full Lyrics

When you feel as though it corners through your brain, Don't ask why. Until you're mine. Feel everything accessible is mine, It's like a hurricane in your soul. And you notice that...Read Full Lyrics