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It is easier to see Evil as entity Not as condition inside you and me I did not invent it, I'm just in charge of it Simple businessman with simple practical plan So do you wanna b...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sitting by the phone Another Friday night all alone You said you'd call at 10 Now I'm watchin' Letterman Oh girl, oh girl I keep on checking the line My phone is working just...Read Full Lyrics

Commercial soft drink girl, will you be mine? You drive me crazy, hit me baby one more time Why don't you suck me, just like you suck that straw? Commercial soft drink girl, I was...Read Full Lyrics

I see you with your Daisy Dukes on And I thought to myself you are the one I wish I had the balls to say something to you But instead I said nothing at all You took a pair of scis...Read Full Lyrics

Girls for dummies Chapter one, here's the first mistake Treating girls like gold from the very first date If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be Chapter two, here's...Read Full Lyrics

I like to listen to songs about girls, they brighten up the day Politics and twenty dollar words, that's just not my way Everytime I see a beautiful girl she has a corresponding so...Read Full Lyrics

Oh oh oh oh oh eh eh oh Oh oh oh ah oh oh oh eh ah Woah oh oh oh oh eh eh oh Oh oh oh oh oh eh oh I love you girl...Read Full Lyrics

Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really like you Jen Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh yes I really really want you Jen I really really like you Jen Why can't we be special friends? Oh Jen, oh Jen Oh...Read Full Lyrics

I see you standing there in the back of the room I can't talk to you so I wrote this tune It a goes woah a woah oh Sitting in my room real late at night Thinking of how I wan...Read Full Lyrics

I burn my leg hairs to laugh at the smell, I buy No-Doz to share with my pals, Check my eyes and yeah, I'm gone, Hitched a ride, too drunk and dumb. Alcohol and cigarettes, An...Read Full Lyrics