Your Father And I Lyrics

She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12 Baby keep a little 2 for me She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams It's still love in the first degree When he's at my gate, with a...Read Full Lyrics

Look what I found in my beer A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here Look what I found in my beer A start to being lonely and an end to my career Look what he found in...Read Full Lyrics

One day I'm loaded, next day I'm broke Spent all my money on whisky and coke Riding high 'till the rock hit the spoke It's like window shopping for blinds Spent all my money on a ...Read Full Lyrics

How long's a tear take to dry When a woman has no breeze? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman, when a woman's on her knees? How long's a tear take to dry When a woman ha...Read Full Lyrics

This table has four sturdy legs And a heart of very near wild oak When others would have screamed out loud my friend This one never even spoke I've been sat upon, I've been spat u...Read Full Lyrics

If I walk like a fool, I've walked like that since school But maybe it's the lure of the sea Who knows the effect, That whisky could've had on me It could've been the lure of the...Read Full Lyrics

Big coin that you toss for heads or tails Big coin that you let slip down the drain Big coin didn't find where it landed Big coin, big coin Big coin that you dropped in the river...Read Full Lyrics

When you're too old for the swings You tend to choose the slide And they never seem to warn you The slide's your final ride And when you're at the top of it And you cannot see the ...Read Full Lyrics

With a face like a crab's bus ticket And skin like a llama's door mat He was always gonna struggle Nature had seen to that He dreamt of those old-fashioned movies Where Bogart get...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes Pockets His trousers hold a thousand deadly sins The maddest things we ever found in bins He clutches them and looks at you and grins Here comes Pockets The children wa...Read Full Lyrics