Your Mother and I Lyrics

If the day off doesn't get youThen the bad reviewer does.At least you've been a has-beenAnd not just a never-wasAnd you know it's not a mountainBut no mole hill is this big.And you...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a vampire, babyWant to suck your blood tonightI'm a vampire, babyWant to suck your blood tonightYou know them white corpusclesThey make me feel alrightWhat type blood you got b...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in the old worldYou're in the newGonna pick up the phoneTry to get throughSeven hours and an ocean Between me and youGonna make me an overseas callA foreign languageIn a distan...Read Full Lyrics

You can keep my bicycle, all my records and tapesMight seem sentimental or sound like sour grapesSell my clothes and furniture or give 'em to the Goodwill storeI'm goin' overseas I...Read Full Lyrics

In this game you've got eighteen holesTo shoot your best somehowWhere have all my divots goneI'm in the back nine nowI got to move on down to that next fairwayUp to that flapping f...Read Full Lyrics

I wonder why you love me, baby I hardly love myself at all I think we're both a little crazy We need some therapy that's all I'll see a man, you see a woman You need a mom, I need ...Read Full Lyrics

Couldn't make the effort You couldn't talk the chit-chat At the dinner table you looked tired The soft candle light couldn't hide that. Your perfume petered out. There was a whiff...Read Full Lyrics

This song don't have a videoThis song don't have a videoThis song don't have a videoSo you'll just have to listenFocus on the audioThe visual is missing."How'm I gonna get it"Is pr...Read Full Lyrics

Everywhere I go in this town, people recognize meProbably 'cause they seen me singing these songs on TVIn the last few weeks I've found a gold-mine of exposureMy career is taking o...Read Full Lyrics

I know a great set of train tracks and I'll gladly tie you to them, girlI'll attempt to grow a moustache just to have something to twirlI cater to them like nobody can I mean your ...Read Full Lyrics