You’re So Lame When You’re Drunk Lyrics

Android at the superhero party. They were passing around hor d’eurves but they forgot me.I'm the guest of honour, but all I want to do is go.A very mean man went and ate the sun,...Read Full Lyrics

Midnight crashes all around, but they drown out the sound.They compliment my dress; they're all impressed.And everyone knows everyone, exactly like you're counting on.The conversat...Read Full Lyrics

I lift my head up and touch the bumper, with my hands all shredded up from going under the machine.Kate came to drive me to the hospital.I told her not to bother at all.Two weeks l...Read Full Lyrics

I've been learning some Japanese so I'll know when you’re teasing me, but my tapes lack enlightenment in the playful insult department.Not that I’m worried about what I would f...Read Full Lyrics

If I found the will,If I had the time,I'd take the time to...Watch you drown again,And I'd understand...why...Something's going wrong again,You're falling overboard.Talking to you,...Read Full Lyrics

Our PO box.I haven't checked it since my mom got re-elected. “Congratulations, school trustee.”Among the cards, there's something here for me, and it's so unexpected.It takes a...Read Full Lyrics

Argue in the lobby.First things first.Your temper tantrum is paid for.I'll get my money's worth.You say it's not me, so I know what it's all about.You wanted me coming along, not c...Read Full Lyrics

Your hair tied back into a bun.You were never very good at them.It's already coming undone.Bright red strands liberate themselves.This distraction is most welcome, because I wasn't...Read Full Lyrics

Rachel got her braces off today, and now she can't stop smiling in that just-got-my-braces-off way.White enamel takes center stage after nine years in a metal cage.I approach her t...Read Full Lyrics

It's 6 P.M. on Christmas Eve when you're getting home.Tears frozen into your cheeks.You dry them by the stove.You drop your jacket to the ground, but your toque stays on your head....Read Full Lyrics