DonThe summer I turned fifteen I lied about my age so I could join AGVA -- you know.... THE NIGHT CLUB UNION CAUSE I COULD MAKE SIXTY DOLLARS A WEEK WORKING THESE STRIP JOINTSOUTSIDE OF KANSAS CITY. I WORKED THIS ONE CLUB FOR ABOUT EIGHT WEEKS STRAIGHTAND I REALLY BECAME FRIENDLY WITH THIS STRIPPER. Her name was Lola Latores and her dynamic twin forty-fours. Well she really took to me. I mean we did share the only dressing room and she did a lot of dressing....ANYWAY SHE USED TO COME AND PICK ME UP AND DRIVE ME TO WORK NIGHTS. WELL THE NEIGHBORS WOULD ALL BE HANGING OUTSIDE OF THEIR WINDOWS AND SHED DRIVE UP IN HER BIG PINK CADILLAC CONVERTIBLEAND....SMILE. And Id come tripping out of the house in my little tuxedo and my tap shoes in my hand and wed drive off down the block with her long flaming red hair just blowing in the wind. (Don goes into pantomime and the other line people enter stage left. Each soloist is picked up in head spot as they sing their lines) AllGOODBYE TWELVE GOODBYE THIRTEEN HELLO LOVE. MaggieWHY DO I PAY FOR ALL THOSE LESSONS?!DANCE FOR GRANMA! DANCE FOR GRANMA! (Chorus sings backup syllables under solo lines) BebeMY GOD THAT STEVE MCQUEENS REAL SEXY BOB GOULET OUT STEVE MCQUEEN IN! CassieYOU CANNOT GO TO THE MOVIES UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK. AlWASH THE CAR MikeSTOP PICKIN YOUR NOSE. MaggieOH DARLING YOURE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO WEAR A BRA. YOUVE GOT NOTHING TO HOLD IT UP. MarkLOCKED IN THE BATHROOM WITH PEYTON PLACE. (Chorus out) ValTITS! WHEN AM I GONNA GROW TITS? BobbyIF TROY DONAHUE COULD BE A MOVIE STAR THEN I COULD BE A MOVIE STAR. (the others have exited Bobby joins them) Don(Out of pantomime)Well when the guys on the block saw Lola they all wanted to know what the story was and I told them about this big hot romance we were having but actually she was going with this.... (Don steps off stage Judy moves forward from upstage left as she is picked up in a spot) JudyLITTLE BRAT! THATS WHAT MY SISTER WAS.... A LITTLE BRAT. AND THATS WHY I SHAVED HER HEAD.IM GLAD I SHAVED HER HEAD. BUT THEN MY FATHER LOST HIS JOB SO WE HAD TO LEAVE EL PASO AND WE WOUND UP IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI. WELL IT WAS THE FURTHEST THING FROM MY MIND TO BE A DANCERBUT MY MOTHER WOULD EMBARRASS ME SO WHEN SHED COME TO PICK ME UP AT SCHOOL WITH ALL THOSE GREAT BIG YELLOW ROLLERS IN HER HAIR NO MATTER HOW MUCH I BEGGED HER AND SHED SAYWhat are you ashamed of your own mother?BUT THE THING THAT MADE MY DADDY LAUGH SO MUCHWAS WHEN I USED TO JUMP AND DANCE AROUND THE LIVING ROOM.... (Judy goes into pantomime. The people who sing MOTHER have moved into formation with Maggie center. Lyrics are sung in counterpoint to end of the number) MaggiePLEASE TAKE THIS MESSAGETO MOTHER FROM ME. CARRY IT WITH YOU ACROSS THE BLUE SEA. MOTHER OH MOTHER WHEREVER I GO YOUR MAGGIE IS MISSIN YOU SO. MOTHER OH MOTHER WHEREVER I GO YOUR MAGGIE IS MISSIN YOU SO. AlDAD WOULD TAKE MOM TO ROSELAND. SHED COME HOME WITH HER SHOES IN HER HAND. DianaMAMA FAT ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING ALL THE TIME. SheilaDARLING I CAN TELL YOU NOW YOUR FATHER WENT THROUGH LIFE WITH AN OPEN FLY. ValTITS! WHERE ARE MY TITS? CassieLISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER.THOSE STAGE AND MOVIE PEOPLE GOT THEREBECAUSE THEYRE SPECIAL. GregYOU TAKE AFTER YOUR FATHERS SIDE OF THE FAMILY THE UGLY SIDE. PaulWAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME. DonSWEAR TO GOD AND HOPE TO DIE. (Lights fade on group they join others to reform line facing upstage)

Judy(Out of pantomime)AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME ID EVERSEEN A DEAD BODY. BUT THEN WHEN I WAS FIFTEENTHE MOST TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED. THE TED MACK AMATEUR HOUR HELD AUDITIONS IN ST. LOUIS AND I DIDNT HEAR ABOUT IT TIL AFTER THEYD GONE AND I NEARLY KILLED MYSELF.... (Line turns and walks Downstage) JudyNEARLY KILLED MYSELF.I TRIED TO WALK IN FRONT OF A SPEEDING STREETCAR AND I REMEMBER NOTICING BOYS FOR THE FIRST TIME. (Line people are now on line and lights come up) JudyAnyway I remember practising kissing with Leslie. She was my best girl friend. Did any of you ever practice kissing with another girl.... SO THAT WHEN THE TIME CAME YOUD KNOW HOW TO? (Judy listens everyone is silent) JudyNo?....Oh my God. (After a moment) KristineJudy? JudyDid you girl? KristineYeah....But just a couple of times. SheilaOh count me in. JudyThank God!(Backing into line.)Anyway I do remember.... Greg(Stepping forward) The worst thing in school was every time the teacher called on me.... ID BE HARD ID BE HARD. Really Id have to lean up against the desk like this. (He demonstrates) And the teacher would say STAND UP STRAIGHT.I cant I have a pain in my side.STAND UP STRAIGHT.Or walking down the hall youd have to walk like this WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS STAKED UP IN FRONT OF YOU. MikeYeah I thought it was only me. I thought I was a sex maniac. Connie and MaggieYOU ARE! BobbyI did too. I mean it didnt go down for three years. GregAnd the bus the bus was the worst. Id just look at a bus and.... BINGO And then there was the time I was making out in the back seat with Sally Ketchum....We were necking and I was feeling her boobs and feeling her boobs and after about an hour or so she said....OOOHHH! DONT YOU WANT TO FEEL ANYTHING ELSE?And I suddenly thought to myself No I dont. ZachDid that come as a surprise to you? GregI guess yeah. It was probably the first time I realised I was a homosexual and I got so depressed because I thought being gay meant being a bum all the rest of my life and I said GEE ILL NEVER GET TO WEAR NICE CLOTHES....And I was really into clothes I had this pair of powder blue and pink gabardine pants.... (Greg goes into pantomime the group breaks upstage from the line) Chorus (Melody)GOODBYE TWELVE GOODBYE THIRTEEN HELLO LA-A-A-OVE. AlEARLY TO BEDEARLY TO RISEYOUR BROAD GOES OUT WITH OTHER GUYS. CassieA DIAPHRAGM A DIAPHRAGM.I THOUGHT A DIAPHRAGM WAS UP HERE WHERE YOU BREATHE. DonI BOUGHT A CAR. I BOUGHT MY FIRST CAR. MikePadiddle. Chorus (Melody)CHANGES OHDOWN BELOWUP A - … MarkEVRY GIRL I KNOW HAS LOCKJAW OF THE LEGS. ConnieYOURE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE TILL YOUR TWENTY-ONE. KristineTHE UGLIEST BOY ASKED ME TO THE PROM I STAYED HOME. MaggieLIFE IS AN ASHTRAY ValSHIT MADE IT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT GROWING TITS. Chorus (Melody)… DOUBTTO BREAK OUTITS A MESSTIME TO GROWTIME TO GOA-DO …. RichieMY TROUBLE IS WINE WOMEN AND SONG.I CANT GET ANY OF EM MikeYOUR BROTHERS GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND YOURE DROPPING OUT TO BE A CHORUS BOY. NOTHING! BebeSTEVE MCQUEEN OUT.NUREYEV IN! DianaYOU GOTTA KNOW SOMEBODY TO BE SOMEBODY. MaggieGRA - DU - A - TION! SheilaYOU RUN AROUND WITH ARE BUMS. AlI GOT NANCYS PICTURE ANNABELLES LOCKET CYNTHIAS RING AND LUCYS PANTS. HEAD-ON COLLISION!EDDIE GOT KILLED.... RichieLETS DANCE LETS DANCE PaulWHAT AM I GONNA SAY WHEN HE CALLS ON ME? Judy (and Vicki offstage)MY ONLY ADOLESCENCE MY ONLY ADOLESCENCE MY ONLY ADOLESCENCE. Judy Kristine and VickiMY ONLY ADOLESCENCE.... Diana and Bebe (and Lois offstage)WHERE DID IT GO? IT WAS SO.... WHERE DID IT GO? IT WAS SO.... Val Diana Bebe and LoisWHERE DID IT GO? IT WAS SO....WHERE DID IT GO? IT WAS SO.... Greg Bobby and MikeFRESHMORE SOPHMORE JUNIOR SENIOR FRESHMORE SOPHMORE JUNIOR SENIOR Sheila Maggie and Don (and Tricia offstage)THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN THIRTEEN FOURTEEN FIFTEEN SIXTEEN Mark Connie Cassie Richie Maggie Judy Vicki Paul Larry AlSUDDENLY IM SEVENTEEN AND (Upstage black panels change to mirrors) AllSUDDENLY IM SEVENTEEN AND…SUDDENLY IM SEVENTEEN ANDSUDDENLY THERES A LOTI AM NOT CERTAIN OF GOODBYE TWELVE GOODBYE THIRTEENHELLO.... (ALL form into four groups for scat counterpoint section and dance break) Girls (I)DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT DIT DOO DIT. Girls (II)DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU DIT DEE DU DEE DU DEE DU DEE DEE DU. Boys (III)WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH Boys (IV)DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO AH (Dance breaks. The cast ends up in a clump center stage. Suddenly they break into an angry and animated montage of individual stories then separating into two groups right and left. Richie is left center stage.) RichieGIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL. YEAH! GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL. YEAH! I WAS ALWAYS RUNNIN AROUND SHOUTIN GIMME THE BALLGIMME THE BALL GIMME THE BALL. YEAH I WAS SO ENTHUSIASTIC. I WAS IN EVRYTHING. THE YEARBOOK IS FILLED WITH MY PICTURES AND I WAS LUCKY CAUSE I GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO COLLEGE. A SCHOLARSHIP TO COLLEGE! SO I WENT. ChorusSO HE WENT. RichieYES I WENT. ChorusYES HE WENT. RichieSO IM GONNA BE THIS KINDERGARTEN TEACHER.... Imagine me -- this kindergarten teacher? And I thought.... SHIT ChorusSHIT RICHIE. RichieSHIT ChorusSHIT RICHIE RichieWHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE? ChorusSHIT RICHIE SHIT RICHIE RichieWHEN YOU GET SHOVED OUTTA HERE ChorusSHIT RICHIE SHIT RICHIE RichieHONEY AINT NOBODY GONNA BE STANDIN THERE ChorusSHIT RICHIE SHIT RICHIE RichieWITH NO SCHOLARSHIP TO LIFE ChorusSHIT RICHIE SHIT RICHIE. RichieAND I WAS SCARED. ChorusSHIT RICHIE. RichieSCARED. ChorusSHIT RICHIE. RichieSCARED!! ChorusSHIT RICHIE. RichieSCARED!!! ChorusSHIT RICHIE. GirlsMY BRACES GONE. BoysMY PIMPLES GONE. AllMY CHILDHOOD GONEGOODBYE.GOODBYE TWELVE. GOODBYE THIRTEEN. GOODBYE FOURTEEN. GOODBYE FIFTEEN. GOODBYE SIXTEEN. GOODBYE SEVENTEEN. HELLO LOVE. GO TO IT. GO TO IT. GO TO IT. GO TO IT. GO TO IT. GO TO IT. BoysAND NOW LIFE REALLY BEGINS. GirlsGO TO IT. BoysAND NOW LIFE REALLY BEGINS. GirlsGO TO IT. BoysAND NOW LIFE REALLY BEGINS. GirlsGO TO IT. BoysAND NOW LIFE REALLY BEGINS. GirlsGO TO IT. AllGO TO IT.

Just until youve decidedBillions of souls were jadedAs if you took it for grantedYou took that sweet consumptionMy wall just kept you in hereTwo more were now just realTell to the floor and let you dieNow I believe I really wasThe failed attempt of a saviorExterminated mind controledLeft you with an empty caracassCrying for me to please come homeTo save you and let you do it againId love for you to understandEfforts for me to comprehendLet go my moral tendencesI scream to make you entranceRipping you ouy youll sufferYour drugs claimed you a corpseIll jump to the grounp to you fall

Looking up at the constellations the stars spell out her name. I close my eyes and wish it away. Cause I finally see that it was never meant to be. This realization is not hurtful. But a motivation to keep on going. Going on and seeing a new day. I sit alone stargazing once again. Infinite is where she takes me breathless by her beauty. The stars against me are set. As my feelings stay still my mind drifts off thinking about the first day we met.

LarryOkay the tap combination A five six seven eight ... SheilaGod when its over do I need a drink! MikeHes got to know what he wants by now. BebeOh Jesus have I got a headache. MaggieIm not sure I can smile much longer. JudyI should have been a singer AAAAHH! well. BobbyIf George Hamilton can be a movie star then I could be a movie star. AlWhat am I doing in show business?

DianaKiss today goodbye The sweetness and the sorrow. Wish me luck the same to you But I cant regret What I did for love what I did for love. Look my eyes are dry. The gift was ours to borrow. Its as if we always knew And I wont forget what I did for love What I did for love. Gone Love is never gone.As we travel on Loves what well remember. Kiss today goodbye And point me tward tomorrow. We did what we had to do.Wont forget cant regret What I did for love. AllWhat I did for love. DianaWhat I did for… AllLoveLove is never gone.As we travel onLoves what well remember. Kiss today good bye. DianaAnd point me tward tomorrow. AllPoint me tward tomorrow.We did what we had to do.Wont forget cant regretWhat I did for loveWhat I did for love DianaWhat I did for… AllLove.

hello i see you everyday. passing by like ive never seen you before. youre talking on your cell never giving me the chance to say...hey there i think wed make a great pair. walking down holding hands giving each other that love-struck stare. the only thought that comes to mind is...goddamn i wish youd dump that guy and be with me. a dreams a dream and only seem itll never come true for me.

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Q: A Song For My Ex-girlfriend

were driving up the Coronado strand. speakers blasting in the back. its your favorite song from your favorite band.you start to dance and try to sing.i turn to look at you and think to myself youre fucking annoying me!. we went out for so long. but so long goodbye were not together anymore. just stop bragging about the guys you meet. we all know youre conceited. im just glad were not togetheranymore. before the break up you made those past few monthsa living hell for me. i covered your face on all the pictures that i have with the pen that you gave me. how funny is that? i cant stand your look. cause youre so damn ugly. dont hang up the phone theres one more thing i have to say youre fat.

Q: Dance Ten; Looks Three

Val...But after a while I caught on...I mean I saw what they were hiring! I also swiped my dance card once after an audition and on a scale of one to ten they gave me for dance TEN for looks THREE! Why? Dance Ten; Looks Three.And Im still on unemployment Dancing for my own enjoyment.That aint it kid! That aint it kid! Dance Ten Looks Three Is like to die! ; Left the theatre and Called the doctor For my appointment to buy... Tits and ass.Bought myself a fancy pair. Tightened up the derriere. Did the nose with it. All that goes with it. Tits and ass! Had the bingo-bongos done. Suddenly Im getting Nashnal tours! Tits and ass wont get you jobs Unless theyre yours! Didnt cost a fortune neither. Didnt hurt my sex life either! Flat and sassy I would get the strays and losers. Beggars really cant be choosers.That aint it kid! That aint it kid! Fix the chassis.How do you do! Life turned into an Endless medley of Gee it had to be you.Why? Tits and ass!Where the cupboard once was bare Now you knock and someones there. You have got em hey.Top to bottom hey! Its a gas!Just a dash of silicone. Shake your new maracas and your fine!Tits and ass can change your life They sure changed mine! (Short dance cross) Val(spoken) Youre all looking at my tits now arent you? Sheila(spoken) They arent that big. Val(spoken) I heard that you bitch. I didnt want em like yours…. I wanted them in proportion. Sheila(spoken) Well you got what you paid for. Connie(spoken) I wouldnt mind having just one of yours. Val(spoken) Well go out and buy em…(singing) Have it all done! Honey take my word. Grab a cab cmon See the wizard onPark and Seventy-Third For Tits and ass.Orchestra and balcony. What they want is what cha see. Keep the best of you Do all the rest of you. Pits or classI have never seen it fail Debutante or chorus girl or wife. Tits and ass Yes tits and ass Have changed…. My…..Life….!

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