Under the bleachers at the tractor pull
On a hayride when the moon is full
In a hayloft in the barn
I like to love you here on the farm
They say we got shit between our toes
We do...Read Full Lyrics
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Dare to be fat!
Fat is where it's at!
Having a ball
With cholesterol
Come on y'all
Fat don't matter at all
I saw a fat girl in my neighborhoo...Read Full Lyrics
You may have seen it on your tv
In your private home
You may have even seen it on the scoreboard
In the Astrodome
Gets you in the elbows
Back of the neck
Who knows where the heart...Read Full Lyrics
Used to be a radical
Pissed on the Pentagon
Didn't have no values
Didn't know what was goin on
I climbed over the White House fence
Just to see who was the president
I put flowers...Read Full Lyrics
You broke my mood ring
You broke my mood ring
You made my mood ring sweat
The things you're doin
Those things you're doin
Most women don't even know about 'em yet
When I first sa...Read Full Lyrics
All I had was a roach it's true
Told the pigs what they could do
Then they found a couple of pounds
Too bad that cocaine was around
In jail in Jacksonville
In jail in Jackso...Read Full Lyrics
Those lonely years that I keep adding to
30, 31 and 32
The years come the years go
But I know I know
I'm not too old for you
Wait a minute pretty baby
You say that I'm too old for...Read Full Lyrics
Today I pray for you reefer
Back in desire
But till I see the Montego Bay
Full of Babylon, can I say
Too sick to reggae
You know it's true
Too sick to reggae
I'm down to my last t...Read Full Lyrics
Hey wait a minute, don't step on it
My toupee is out on the floor
Watch out for my mood ring, 18-button shirts
In all the latest designs
My all 12 astrological signs
But what's wor...Read Full Lyrics
You can't quit my club
You can't quit my club
Get out of that bed, woman
Rustle me up some grub
I made you a star
Put you in my show
I made you a star
Put you in the Root Boy Slim...Read Full Lyrics
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