I need something in my life to straighten me out Let's rent this shed, we'll do vocals in the bog Call toast PR tell 'em we've opened up shop Campaign meetings at Warner, no coke a...Read Full Lyrics

I dream that one day I'll have a child And that child will say to me "dad, what was war?" But it's not going to happen! It's a war of the sexes never get it blud I beg that you le...Read Full Lyrics

Can you blatantly say looking straight in her face That you aren't telling tales to her. If you never tell a lie to her, You don't have to remember anything, It all goes out the w...Read Full Lyrics

Using the following, I'm going to show you: A) how to con someone using their own greed, B) that you won't feel bad 'cos they're trying to con you anyway, and C) taking their mone...Read Full Lyrics

Two nations divided By a common language And about two hundred years of new songs and dancing But the difference is language And just the bits you got wrong 'Cause we were the ones...Read Full Lyrics

The fine art of hotel expressionism And the sentiment with the kettlent condiments Compose your mood using the soap hanging chute(?) The minibar can be part of the art In the earl...Read Full Lyrics

If you don't like what's going down You need to change something round And what you can't change you've got to change the way you thought about If you don't like what's going down ...Read Full Lyrics