Not as young as I used to befeel worn down half the timethe other half I'm restinggotta conserve to get what's minethe road goes on foreverjust today soaked by the rainI thought it...Read Full Lyrics

I used to be a liberaluntil a conservative shot meand let me tell you somethingthat really got methat I'd had it all wrongit was time to join the funso down to the Wal Mart went It...Read Full Lyrics

So I wanna edit the New York TimesI wanna edit the New York TimesI'm a busy man lots on my mindSo I wanna edit the New York TimesYou know how much it coststo send our people on a p...Read Full Lyrics

I want a job like Garrison Keillor'swriting and singing and talking all dayI'm still a liberal genteel-erso it's only natural to feel this wayHave some work but I feel uneasysometh...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna go to war as long as we win so choose carefully remember where we've been I wanna go to war see myself on TV but lets go somewhere with beaches where the ladies tend to be ...Read Full Lyrics

I was a bootleggerprohibition never slowed me downthe secret knock on my back doorwould get you into my side of townthe pretty women...the handsome menthe boys straight out of the ...Read Full Lyrics

Why must I always play the clown? Why must I always play the clown? Why must I always play the clown? It makes it too easy for them to put you down It's too late, too late, too la...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I could sing like Richard Manuel then I could make you love me if I had a voice that cried that way then you'd really see that I could make you love me God touches us in mys...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I was a drunk againI wish I was a drunk againI wish I was a drunk againthings were much easier then my friendI wish I was a drunk againI'd never read the paperbe putting 'em...Read Full Lyrics

Give blood, make love and dont think twice too many of us to, to get paid so why not give blood make love and dont ask why dont think twice only bread and roses will you find on ou...Read Full Lyrics