I am a little piece of chocolate Expensive and mean No nutritional values have I You may have me Once in a while I will make you smile You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans More t...Read Full Lyrics

Listen to the people talk. Listen to the people talk. She's such a good girl. She's such a good girl. No. Nobody knows. Nobody knows; Not even your best friend knows the bind you'...Read Full Lyrics

I work in the laundromat The one that Suzzy Roche Does hers at I hate her guts She thinks I want her autograph She's got stinky crusty socks She's got underwear that shocks O what...Read Full Lyrics

As I went out walkin' one fine summer's mornin' The birds in the branches they did gaily sing The lad and the lasses together were sportin' Goin' down to the fact'ry their work to ...Read Full Lyrics

One season I was born fell down like an acorn I am the only tree and everybody leaves I've got to get away from you Bud growing up at me resentful face I see a harsh light seems ...Read Full Lyrics

I've got the apple in me Original cinnamon style I'm gonna be fightin' Night and day To keep you At your distance Weaken discuss the menu Weaken discuss the cause We can discuss t...Read Full Lyrics