The world is fucking turning to shit The Earth don't stand a chance Hurricane Typhoon will destroy the city We got to clean up the skies and recycle We got to stop the over-populat...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Jack Black & Kyle Gass] Here we come Kage, you ready? Ready Hold up, here we come One, two [Chorus 1: Both] Don't blow it, Kage Don't blow it, Kage Just play ...Read Full Lyrics

[spoken] Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m'toe to ja'causezi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. ...Read Full Lyrics

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? ...Read Full Lyrics

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss...Read Full Lyrics

Climb upon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride, Gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big-ass steed, And ride, ride, ride. Weeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eee...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: Kage? Kg: Wha... Hey... Wha... What's happenin? Jb: What are you doin here? Kg: Oh I... Uh... Just... Uh... I think I forgot somethin... Just you Know... Jb: Wait a second. It'...Read Full Lyrics

Jb: brrrrrrrrrring.... Brrrrrrrrrrrring Kg: *Click sound* Two Kings. Jb: Hey Kage. Kg: Hey. Jb: How's it goin? Kg: Good, good. Jb: What're ya doin? Kg: Oh God, I was just, I w- Jb:...Read Full Lyrics

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When ya find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? ...Read Full Lyrics

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chrom...Read Full Lyrics