[Intro: JB, (KG), KKK Guy, & Terminator] Hey, what the fuck y'all doing there? (What?) We three KKK guys are the security, and we caught you. What you think your doing? (We wer...Read Full Lyrics

[Kg (spoken):] Yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! [cuts off on "one"] [Kg starts playing] [Jb (spoken):] I got some lyrics. [sung] Malibu nights, tangerine dr...Read Full Lyrics

Augh! Ahgh! I do not need, (he does not need) A microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful! Augh!! Ahgh! Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) To blow you...Read Full Lyrics

Well we met in the food court in the mall, She was in line at arbys and I was Sippin on a malt, Such a lovely girl I walked up to her, I wanna make you mine And buy you diamonds an...Read Full Lyrics

Sasquatch: Arrgggghhhh! Jb: Arrrggghhhh! Sasquatch: That's good, lets go an adventure, Jb: Yeah, (la la la) Sasquatch: I've got lots to show you, (la la laaa) Jb: Can I be a sasqua...Read Full Lyrics

Kg: Jack? Jb: Yeah? Kg: Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots living among us- Jb: No. Kg: -but we can't tell? ...Read Full Lyrics

Apocalypto, fight to prevail Apocalypto, if we fight we cannot fail Got to find that holy grail Kayay! Apocalypto, fight to survive Apocalypto, got to find some way to thriv...Read Full Lyrics

Cause it's the Pick! Of Destiny child, You know we will be rockin' cause it's fucking insane! It's just the Pick! Of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum chai...Read Full Lyrics

Apocalypto, end of the world Apocalypto, searching for that special girl She is the last one in the world Ride! Apocalypto, end of the line Apocalypto this is our time to shine Ten...Read Full Lyrics

[Bird shrieks overhead] KG: Yeah, I’m gonna commit suicide! In five, four, three, two… JB: Don’t even think about it bro KG: Jack? JB: Step away from the cliff KG: You...Read Full Lyrics