I took a short vacation To the Gulf of Mexico And everyday I’d see this fellow With his tackle box and pole And he’d fish And he’d fish All day long So one day I went out wa...Read Full Lyrics

His pulpit's a corner On 19th and Main His grip on the gospel His one claim to fame He hurls fire and brimstone At the cars passing by And he offers salvation For the savior on hig...Read Full Lyrics

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one You thought you'd see there And I saw th...Read Full Lyrics

Go tell it on the mountain Over the hills and far away Go tell it on the mountain That Jesus Christ is born The shepherds all were watching Over their sheep at night When a guidin...Read Full Lyrics

From the hills to Kaycee, Wyoming Where life's wooly and wild Came an Air Force brat In a cowboy hat And that Copenhagen smile And from bucking broncs To honky tonks He always sang...Read Full Lyrics

Five o'clock traffic, all four lanes are down to a crawl He's sitting there knowing that he's going nowhere at all Then finally he sees the wreck And says a prayer for whoever t...Read Full Lyrics

"911, what's the nature of your emergency?" Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency I need nursin' 'cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' And I'm thirstin' fo...Read Full Lyrics

That old wind that's whipping out there It's whistlin' your tune That wind blew pyramids to Egypt And footprints to the moon And that old star that you been wishin' on Is shinin' m...Read Full Lyrics

Drove to the church In my suit and tie But I just couldn't bring myself To go inside So I sat alone In my truck across the street Watched that chauffeur smokin' cigarettes By that ...Read Full Lyrics

Jumped in the truck and headed for Kansas Morning found me in Port Aransas Sipping on rum In that warm Texas sun I've never been good at keeping direction And I believe schedu...Read Full Lyrics