My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band He writes love songs about her & from what I understand He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes He's got two songs on the radio I wi...Read Full Lyrics

All of them ladies in their summer dresses Driving me crazy with their second wind All of them ladies in their summer dresses Driving me crazy with their heroin I found your numbe...Read Full Lyrics

You're like a rollercoaster toast ya In a big four-poster bed You're such a puddin' I shouldn't I couldn't I'm a gorilla in a wooden keg Cruise around town with the windows down S...Read Full Lyrics

Take a line of silver take a line of coke Take a line of silver take a line of coke Take a line of silver take a line of coke Take a line of silver Don't forget your favorite thin...Read Full Lyrics

I been to Spain I been to Rome I been to Madagascar What you got gets me hot I been to your place I'm in my home I been to Madagascar What you got gets me hot I like the scans I lo...Read Full Lyrics

Baby's gone away for several days & I'm awake & I'm amazed I haven't shaved I haven't bathed & I'm dismayed to say I craved to all I craved I've misbehaved I am depraved I can't be...Read Full Lyrics

She is a financier Employed me for a year I clean her office shine her chandelier I'm risking my career I took us for a beer I'm wondering where do we go from here She held me in ...Read Full Lyrics

I’m drinking wine in the morningI just can’t seem to stopSnorting blue collar gak from a black hooker’s arseAnd the mirrorball’s starting to rockThe mirrorball’s starting...Read Full Lyrics

I got washed up on an island in Memphis I got wasted in a Longbeach bungalow I took out your assassins on a plateau drunk with poison I'm hell-bent on doing the things you love I'm...Read Full Lyrics

I brought back a souvenir All the way from Kampuchea A plastic bag up my ass And soon the goods will all come to pass A sell the seeds of misery I've got a deal and a place to be ...Read Full Lyrics