Here's a little story about a punk named Jed Greasy stinky hair stuck out his fuckin' head Arrogant and macho and stupid as can be Always quick to tell me he's more punk than me Th...Read Full Lyrics

[spoken:] put your headphones on The guys in gym class always gave me wedgies after school The eight grade kids that always made me feel like such a fool From 1985 to '87 my life ...Read Full Lyrics

The more I shut it out the harder it comes back I'm sick and tired of always feeling under attack And I don't know about you but I don't care about you And I just can't live like t...Read Full Lyrics

It's Opposite Day and that's why I'm smilin' About all the phone numbers I keep dialin' To tell everyone I hate that I love you. You'll shrug and you'll smile when you hear the go...Read Full Lyrics

For holding you while your head was sick For walking on while the shit was thick For holding out for some reward Are you sabotaging because you're bored? Your eyes are always looki...Read Full Lyrics

I'm surrounded by Idiots everyday Frustrated by the games that people play Confused by what the T. V says I need Lost in space and ugly too People act like they've been sniffing g...Read Full Lyrics

You've got all the right patches, None of your records have scratches. You've been to all the hip shows And you're wearing just the right clothes. And when I see you at a show, Th...Read Full Lyrics

How can something so cliche, something so pathetic Something so stupid be regarded as poetic With mum on methadone and daddy on the nod It's a picture full of death a syringe full ...Read Full Lyrics

I won't turn away From the indifference and selfishness And carelessness and irresponsibility These are the downfalls of human nature And I just want to break free And Im wondering...Read Full Lyrics

I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome Waiting in line to pee pee The urinal line seemed to take forever Then it finally came down to me I unzipped my toughskins And pulled out my lit...Read Full Lyrics