Once again, I've gone a bit too far And I wish that was you there, peep-peeping Then as you rolled down the window of your car You'd say "hello, stranger, how you been keeping?" ...Read Full Lyrics

Every man needs a tit to suckle but some days I'm sure my legs will just buckle. Good morning, mister magpie, how's the lady wife? You've been sitting there for years now, studying...Read Full Lyrics

Phone me tonight when you're pissed. Just to tell me that I'm missed. Tell me you want me in your c***. Tell me you're not sure what you want. I tried to tell you, I made it clear...Read Full Lyrics

Now you always say terminated, I never hear you say aborted. You just have to accept mistakes happen and sometimes They have to be sorted. You know I'd love it - a little us would ...Read Full Lyrics

I was trying to sleep, but my heart-rate wasn't fooled. It was at least the back of four when you phoned to tell me that you'd pulled. You met him in a club and he's nice. You hope...Read Full Lyrics

Shouldn't we be naked, especially tonight? Instead of being fat, instead of being tight. If you go, go for good, Don't fucking joke, you know I would. There's no attempt to make up...Read Full Lyrics

You used to be part of the scenery But now I know your name. And my mind wonders what my hands would do To make sure that you came. She hardly said a word again tonight. I threw a...Read Full Lyrics

You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and I'd always planned to have a look in your special winnie the pooh book. The place was marked and it was there in blue a...Read Full Lyrics

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say. Oh, when you g...Read Full Lyrics

The greek sun made you lovely but attacked me with it's rays. I fell asleep and burned so badly I could barely move for the first few days. The girls in front all lay topless - I d...Read Full Lyrics