Well I crashed a Cadillac through the Gates Of Hell And returned with a Fist Full Of Dollars And Evel Knievel, like Virgil Was a gentleman as well as a scholar I fly like a Retro-g...Read Full Lyrics

Weird times She radiated (?????) Fancy machinery and (????) Yet I knew something was Not quite right Disregarding them What was there not to like? Weird times Maximum F...Read Full Lyrics

What would A wookie do? Two Oaken Doors Open two Floors Imported marble Victorian drawers They go betweens Bucolic scenes Machiavellian and all the lesser name schemes Greyhound...Read Full Lyrics

(Fallon, Gaster, Maines, Sult) Like ravens on a scarecrow Too old to beat them off The guilt ferments Familiarity breeds contempt The yolk of faith splatters silent Harvest time, r...Read Full Lyrics

"Every once in a while I go out on a drive through some old country roads In Maryland and Virginia. One of these routes goes over the Potomac via White's Ferry. This song is about ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey hey now, what's that smell? Just like cornbread done too well. What you need you know I got. So hands up, who wants to rock?...Read Full Lyrics

Blackjack booted demons Have surrounded my home Got dogs and 'copters And keep ringing my phone Well I don't know if I'm coming or going If it's them or me Oh, but one things for ...Read Full Lyrics

"I got no problems with vegans. Let's be clear on that. But have you ever Met someone who has concocted his or her own convenient first-world Philosophy? Cherry picked all those bi...Read Full Lyrics

For Thanksgiving we had 'tatas, Succotash and rudebagas. Then came turkey from the oven. Broke the wishbone. Covenants were sealed and set. On the losing end of a wishbone, And I w...Read Full Lyrics

I'll march no longer I'll fight no more You can send out all the track snivelers, But I'm done with war. Wind him up, bring him back Conscript, deserter. The Worm Drink is loose. ...Read Full Lyrics