our lord craves the blood of young faghags

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i swear the blow up doll spoke to me

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Dumped On Instant Messager

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The Marketing Of Cunt

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No You Can't Touch Mine, You Already Broke Yours Off

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Jaime

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sorry, the princess are in another castle

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And It Echoed Like Jun Kusanagi's Tortured Screams As She's Fingered By An Overzealous Salaryman

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Why Can't Ironhide Just Say

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because I know you're still somewhere offering handjobs for a ticket to see the gorillaz, to this very day

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driving under the influence of NyQuil

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she swears the dildo spoke to her

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15 miles. . . .in the snow! . with no shoes!!. .that's the way it was and we liked it!!!!

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she sings solo (so low you can't hear her)

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alysonhanniganroberts

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