Relate Lyrics

Dave and Mary quite contrary live in a council block.High in the sky, they wonder whyThey have to strenghthen their front door lock.They're living on dreams and custard creamsAnd l...Read Full Lyrics

Time waits for no man,and for a woman, it won't stand still.Swimming backwards in the tide of lifelike a fool on the hill.Waiting patiently by the phone that never rings.Your heart...Read Full Lyrics

All day you sit around, you lazy bumbaclot, and spend the whole time vegetating.I'm out here workin' while you're jerkin' on your gherkin.Your opportunities, you sit and let them r...Read Full Lyrics

The time has come to ask you "have we met"?We must have from the way you talk shit on the internet.Saying things I never knew about myself.Now I sense a destiny: your ass and my si...Read Full Lyrics

There's Murphy's, Harp and Beamish, Kilkenny and some more.But I know what I have to do when I'm in the liquor store.I reach up on the highest shelf and grab those big, black cans,...Read Full Lyrics

I never thought that I would so enjoy your fall from grace.I never thought that I'd so love that lost look on your face.Yet I can't help but smile when your malaise brings tears li...Read Full Lyrics

Everytime you come my way, my way, you bring me down.Everytime you come my way, my way, you bring me down.The end for you is near.Don't you come 'round here.Things you do and the t...Read Full Lyrics

As they walk their way alone, finding others few and far between,With no need for excuses on the street,Shouting out the message clear, how things should be, how it could be.An ext...Read Full Lyrics

Julie, Julie let me be your manand we'll be under the sheets like the Ku Klux Klan.Be my little Philly and I'll be your Stallion,we'll tell all your friends I'm just a dark-skinned...Read Full Lyrics

We're zombies who reclaim this rotted wasteland of a scene.It once was fatty bacon but you made it 'Sizzlean'.A silly plastic world of kissing ass and dropping names.We never pucke...Read Full Lyrics