Purpose Lyrics

PRINCETON Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? KATE MONSTER Sure! PRINCETON Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? KATE MONSTER Uh huh! PRINCETON Well, he's Trekkie Monster, ...Read Full Lyrics

KATE MONSTER (spoken) Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something Modern -- the internet! (sung) The internet is really...Read Full Lyrics

Princeton He likes me I think he likes me But does he "like me" Like me Like I like him? Will we be friends, Or something more? I think he's interested, But I'm not sure Come in! ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not wearing underwear today. No, I'm not wearing underwear today. Not that you prob'ly care Much about my underwear, Still, nonetheless, I gotta say -- That I'm not wearing und...Read Full Lyrics

[Lucy] I can make you feel Special. When it sucks to be you. Let me make you feel Special. For an hour or two. Your life's a routine That repeats each day. No one cares who you ar...Read Full Lyrics

BAD IDEA BEAR number one Take her home! BAD IDEA BEAR number two She's wasted! BAD IDEA BEARS Yaaaayyy! KATE MONSTER My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there! That's the spot...Read Full Lyrics

Kate monster There's a fine, fine line Between a lover, and a friend. There's a fine, fine line Between reality, and pretend; And you never know 'til you reach the top If it was wo...Read Full Lyrics

[BRIAN] Princeton! [PRINCETON] Yeah. [BRIAN] Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks. What's up with that? [PRINCETON] I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me ...Read Full Lyrics

KATE MONSTER Why can't people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve? CHRISTMAS EVE You think getting along same as loving? Sometimes love right where you hating most, Kate ...Read Full Lyrics

GARY COLEMAN Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy NICKY I'll say. GARY COLEMAN And when I see how sad you are it sort of makes me... happy! NICKY Happy?! GA...Read Full Lyrics