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You got to treat each one like they want to be treatedGive each one special needs if they need it Good ones don’t lieBabies don't trickA few won't get ruinedBut they're all kinda...Read Full Lyrics

Every time you take a breath you get a little bit closerStill you cannot dismiss your idealsRely on your senses but they fail you nowYou fold and drop your defensesAnd that's a sha...Read Full Lyrics

Feels like a new regimeAll hail to the soul machineFeels like what I tasteAlways better than yesterday (alright)Feels like sweet sixteenAll sugar and nicotineFeels like ready goFul...Read Full Lyrics

I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can't even press...Read Full Lyrics

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a sh...Read Full Lyrics

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese?It ain’t pork or chicken but a fat SiameseYet the food tastes great so you don’t complainBut that’s not chicken in you chicken chow mi...Read Full Lyrics

When Janet showed her coconutShe thought we wouldn’t mindIt’s just to have a little funShe’d do it all the timeShe getting flack for the coconutIt wasn’t covered upShe had ...Read Full Lyrics

A long, long time agoI can still rememberWhen I wrote this song and made a great big pileAnd now some chick with leather pantsWho barely sings and cannot danceHas made a crappy ver...Read Full Lyrics

Hide hide hide hide hide hide hideSee her storm out of the kitchenWith a blood-curdling screamShe’s not the girl that I first metThis one’s pretty meanMy woman chewed my head o...Read Full Lyrics

They say this world is coming to an endThey say that Jesus is your only friendThey say that from your sin you must be savedThey say there ain't no ace in all the cards you playedYo...Read Full Lyrics