Oh Mom... Lyrics

[Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors][Talking quietly]M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. Th...Read Full Lyrics

Sound of pom-poms]Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"[Performing cheer]Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're th...Read Full Lyrics

[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass]Joe: "Hey pal! How ya doin?"M2: "I'm so wasted, man."Joe: "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!"M2: "Thanks man."Joe: "It's good party, huh?"M2: "Oh,...Read Full Lyrics

And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher."[Lecturing][Writing on chalk board]"Juan es muy guapo."[Door opens, walking towards her]"Hola.""Senor?""Hay problema?""...Read Full Lyrics

Richie: "So ya doin' good?"Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?"Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours."Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's do...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel ...Read Full Lyrics

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morn...Read Full Lyrics

[Speaking through a microphone]"Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambellwill not be here for the res...Read Full Lyrics

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play w...Read Full Lyrics