At A Medium Pace Lyrics

And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation...Read Full Lyrics

Moving Train]"Next stop! Coopersville!"[Two guys talking]"Hey Buddy""Buddy!""How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?""Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!""Eheh Buddy, don't ...Read Full Lyrics

[Line of people talking]"Hey man, let me in there first"-"Go ahead man, take it easy""Thanks, I really gotta pee"[Open door, close door][Unzip pants][Start pissin..........groaning...Read Full Lyrics

Ooooh yeahBaby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomatoBaby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potatoBaby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapesWon't you peel my banana like a pac...Read Full Lyrics

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor."[Mopping sounds]Mop, mop, mopAll day longMop, mop, mopWhile I sing this song[Sound of someone walking towards him]Gonna wax th...Read Full Lyrics

Russel: [Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!"...Read Full Lyrics

[Phone Rings][Mr. Spindel picks it up]Mr Spindel: "Hullo!"Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling]Mr Spindel: "Whut!?"Student: [Whispering] "...Read Full Lyrics

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..""This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song""I hope you enjoy it."[Starts playing]Love to eat turkeyLove to eat turkeyShout from...Read Full Lyrics

[Silverware clicking]M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"F1: "Here you go"M1: "Thanks"Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok wi...Read Full Lyrics

[Typical library sounds, squeekin chairs/doors][Talking quietly]M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. Th...Read Full Lyrics