Seagull Lyrics

your touch warm me like a favorite sweater at the first july balli was wondering how late you could stay out tonightbecause i miss you when you're gonenow the cold has returned, su...Read Full Lyrics

(not sure about most lines so feel free to correct)i'll wait for you, well i always wait, althoughyou see me, you look down on the building when you are (?....?), i don't i see you...Read Full Lyrics

Ever since I was a little bitty boyA race car had to be my toyGot a club card at the age of elevenNow I'm in racing heavenNASCAR, fast carMonster trucks, tooLook out, foolI'm a-gon...Read Full Lyrics

I ain't got no tuxedoI don't know what fork to holdShe asked me to a danceWhere they wear fancy pantsDon't like me the way I amGo suck some spamAin't high falutin'Little bit crazyA...Read Full Lyrics

Shane's dentist don't work too hardAlways at the pubShane says he ain't comin' back Till they're down to a nubShane's dentist don't work too hardAlways at the pubShane says he ain'...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to tell you story tonightIt's a story right inside my heart and I'm just gonna have to testify!She was a teenage virgin waitressFro...Read Full Lyrics

Hit me, Funky Dick!Put a sex mo-sheenIn the white, White HousePut a sex mo-sheenIn the white, White HousePush the love buttonNot the nuclear buttonPush the love buttonNot the nucle...Read Full Lyrics

Oh say can you seeBy the dawn's early lightWhat so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming?Whose broad stripes and bright stars,Through the perilous fight,And the rampart...Read Full Lyrics

Well, they won't comb their hair, and it won't make a dentBuy 'em new clothes, it might make 'em deadYou take 'em to church all they do is squirmWell, you take 'em fishin' and they...Read Full Lyrics

You know, some people ask me what kind of lover I amThey say, "Mojo, are you the Gilligan of love?" I say, "No"They say, "Mojo, are you the Jethro Bodine of love?" I say, "uh-uh"Th...Read Full Lyrics