Dracula Lyrics

Who killed the eskimosWho understood the rules of happiness?One step up the hedonic treadmillOne slip back on the ugly snakeskinWho raped the great bananaGrowing on the tree of hap...Read Full Lyrics

In the slaughterhouse the Braw Puts down his bloody horror saw The lightning strikes the airliner Which crashes to the ground Death's a sneak thief in the night And life is cheap ...Read Full Lyrics

She took the standHer time had comeTo describe the screech of tyresThe sudden hit and runShe pulled out from her purseThe mouth organBegan describing all she'd seenIn an eerie, hau...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care where you've beenI don't care what you've seenUnderneath the mountainsOn the scrotum of the seaI don't give a shit who you areHow you smashed your favourite carAll I s...Read Full Lyrics

You take the stage, you're at your bestThey've hushed the stalls at your behestYou start your act, you sing your songsThe house is packed, they sing alongYou seem, they say, so ver...Read Full Lyrics

In the era of the hypnoprismIn the wake of the collapsing poundI met a beautiful Algerian travel agentWith a horror of soundI'm a little misunderestimatedI can measure up to nothin...Read Full Lyrics

Depending on what you want to getIn life there are many etiquettesThe way to get rich is to stitch people upThe way to get laid is to hang around drunksBut there's one thing you mu...Read Full Lyrics

My computer broke down todayI'm going to throw my old friend away'Cause the hard disk crashed when the write head parkedIn a quite calamitous wayAnd I won't get the data backAnd I ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh what fun it is to beAn evil geniusBest friend of BeelzebubAnd EpicurusOld Macdonald had a farmTotally devoid of charmFace it now your other friendsLook really tediousOh what fun...Read Full Lyrics

I say the opposite of what I sayThey call me Mr ConsistencyI climb to the bottom of the top of the hillAnd I open my shirt 'cause I felt a chillWell I walk on the ceiling and my ha...Read Full Lyrics