Dirty Lyrics

I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm lik...Read Full Lyrics

La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la I called you twenty-seven times from blythe While I was out on the road Your stupid sister always picks up the phone And s...Read Full Lyrics

May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So...Read Full Lyrics

Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was ok 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And after the cops and...Read Full Lyrics

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrac...Read Full Lyrics

I drove by my old lover's house last night at 3AM Her car was parked next to his so I just honked my horn But I'm looking for something new Something like you And I'm wondering wh...Read Full Lyrics

Now's not the right time for love 'Cause I'm busy building an igloo in Alaska Perhaps if you had asked me last week I was redesigning china's political system And that's not easy W...Read Full Lyrics