Now's Not the Right Time for Love Lyrics

One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I ha...Read Full Lyrics

I'm dancing naked on my street, in my neighborhood And I just lost my job last week and I'm not feeling good I think I'll go to Hiram's Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up ...Read Full Lyrics

I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume 'Caus...Read Full Lyrics

I better be careful what I ask for 'Cause I been asking for an awful lot, and baby I better be careful what I look for 'Cause I been looking for an awful lot, and baby I want to tr...Read Full Lyrics

Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to gra...Read Full Lyrics

I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm lik...Read Full Lyrics

La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la La la la la I called you twenty-seven times from blythe While I was out on the road Your stupid sister always picks up the phone And s...Read Full Lyrics

May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So...Read Full Lyrics

Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was ok 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And after the cops and...Read Full Lyrics

Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrac...Read Full Lyrics