Bulimia Lyrics

Astrid Santana drives a yellow VolvoVolvo!Astrid Santana drives a yellow VolvoIt's YellowAstrid Santana drives a yellow VolvoVolvo!Astrid Santana drives a yellow Volvo...Read Full Lyrics

I am not a stupid playerThat is not meI'm just a stupid peckerwoodA dumb white honkeyAnd I, I love you so muchI want you so badBut when I asked you out last nightYou just kicked me...Read Full Lyrics

What are you thinkingDo you think that he's a big asshole?Or do you really want himDo you want him to get on top and take control?For no, no means yesFor he's a date rapistSo pleas...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone, everyone gets laidEveryone, gets laid tonightEveryone, everyone gets laidEveryone, gets laid tonightAnd it doesn't matter how ugly you areIf you've got money you drive yo...Read Full Lyrics

It's you, how are you gentlemanAll your base are belong to usYou are on the way to destructionAll your base are belong to usYou are on the way to destructionAll your base are belon...Read Full Lyrics

So you hate your parentsThey're a bunch of jerksAnd everyday they yell at you cause they had a bad day at workBut my friend I understandI've been there beforeThere's a place where ...Read Full Lyrics

We will never, ever be freeWe will never, ever be freeWe will never ever be free until nerd persecution endsWe will never, ever be freeWe will never, ever be freeWe will never ever...Read Full Lyrics

Hey my name is Sally RuthAnd I am here for the humpback whaleAnd I really love the whaleI love the humpback whaleCause I love the whalesThe whales they are my friendsSo when I say ...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas time is hereHappiness and cheerFun for all that children call their favorite time of yearSnowflakes in the airCarols everywhereOlden times and ancient rhymes, and love an...Read Full Lyrics

Merry, Merry ChristmasYou took my plastic JesusYou held him for ransomHe's so meek and honestAnd so very handsome(Chorus)Plastic Manger SceneOh, what you mean to meMary and Joseph'...Read Full Lyrics