Intro Lyrics

If I got to know your nameAnd I traced your privite number babyAll I know is that to meYou look like your lots of funOpen up your lovin armsI want someone's loveAnd I set my eyes o...Read Full Lyrics

Tim: Hey Allen!What do you want for breakfast?...Allen: BACON & EGGS!!!...Read Full Lyrics

Tim: Hey Allen, what do you want for lunch?...Allen: Buffalo wings!!!...Read Full Lyrics

Wooooooo, Party BoyBumpUh UH UH1,2,1,2BeepBleepI like pee,Pee is goodPiano!Piggy!Mrs Piggy,she can die(Hey F*g come here!)(screaming and fighting)Thank you,Thank you, he had it com...Read Full Lyrics

David: Yea, is this on, is it on?...(Deadsy plays in the background)David: What are you doing?...It's a song.Tim: Oh, my friend sent it to me.David: Well, that was very g*y......Read Full Lyrics

(This is a very graphic song.So just to let you know...we are warning you not to blame us for these lyrics, cuz we have warned you!)David: That's it!Smash stuff!Throw the guitar!Ow...Read Full Lyrics

Tim: Hey Allen, what do you want for dinner?Allen: LasnagnaTim: Is that it?Allen: KetshupTim: What do you want for dessert?...Allen: Marshmellows...Read Full Lyrics

Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas you were born with only three faces shit down to the sub-atomic level. to the last quark. Martyrs mocking, Lepers vomiting while everyone and t...Read Full Lyrics

Dear Mr. So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now and Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like a missile with his pecker [in] one hand and his pooper [in the] other W...Read Full Lyrics

Q: If the aunt had balls she would be? A: Uh, the uncle. Q: And in more trouble than? A: A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in Or some hide to cover the hole. Pig's Christmas pa...Read Full Lyrics