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Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels Living is easy with ice cubes The world is swimmin' with electric eels Talk seriously to me brother Smokin'...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like your average life I hope you do no...Read Full Lyrics

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's hav...Read Full Lyrics

I mean the Captain and Tennille were musical innovators. I mean really... We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad party And I hope th...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Look at that girl she makes me sick She's g...Read Full Lyrics

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard ...Read Full Lyrics

Born to love volcanos Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanos My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called...Read Full Lyrics

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower Go...Read Full Lyrics

"Bleach Boys" By The Dead Milkmen From Beelzebubba (c) 1988 I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys...Read Full Lyrics