Everybody's Got Nice Stuff But Me Lyrics

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard ...Read Full Lyrics

Born to love volcanos Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanos My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called...Read Full Lyrics

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna beat my wife I'm gonna beat my wife now Gonna smack her with a lead pipe Gonna smack her with a 2x4 Run her over with a Brink's truck Chase her down with a lawn mower Go...Read Full Lyrics

"Bleach Boys" By The Dead Milkmen From Beelzebubba (c) 1988 I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys...Read Full Lyrics

I ran into a friend of mine Said he was gonna take some words and make them rhyme I said "You can fool some of them some of the time, But you can only fool half them all of the tim...Read Full Lyrics

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead (Punk rock girl), please look at me (Punk rock girl), what do you see? Let's travel roun...Read Full Lyrics

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other People, here, in the trailer park. Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're...Read Full Lyrics