Carrot Lyrics

You're not dumb, so ignorance, for you, is no excuseYou look fine, you're not a swan, but still you're not a gooseBut you haven't got lucky for a long timeYou can't figure out what...Read Full Lyrics

Councillor Edward O'Donnell, JPCouncillor Edward O'Donnell, JPFoundation member of the St. Kilda shore committeeCouncillor Edward O'Donnell, JPTo perpetuate the memory of the lateC...Read Full Lyrics

The word "Cup" has no T in it and "Hive" has no B in itIf "Ocean" has a C, "Loo" and "Stew" should both have P"Existentiality" should have both R and B in it"Vision" has two I's, b...Read Full Lyrics

Poor old designer dog was never ever meant to bePoor old designer dog, so hairy he can barely seePoor old designer dog, he's cooking underneath the shagPoor old designer dog, he do...Read Full Lyrics

As a lover of linguistics, I'm intrigued by the logisticsOf the oral peril lurking when a word's embarked uponBut when twisted vowel and consternance are goneOne word gives more gr...Read Full Lyrics

There's too many djembes in the village You've got to get a bicycle instead 'Cos to the local ladies A bike is a Mercedes And you cannot ride a djembe Home to bed There's too many ...Read Full Lyrics

The ugly duckling buckling under pressure to conform to the norm, fit the formThe other ducklings all think it's important he get his neck shortened, dye his down, they gather roun...Read Full Lyrics

Although she has enchanting lips, one thing about relationshipsIs that there's bound to be some give and takeAnd while she is beyond compare, the witching hour you should bewareFor...Read Full Lyrics

It's just a drop in the ocean you sayIt wouldn't make any difference anywayBut the ocean's nothing moreThan a whole lot of drops like yoursYour one drop (*!*) could make a splashMa...Read Full Lyrics

It's falling outAnd I don't really careIf I lose my hairAnd cause a bit more glareIt's falling outIt's not all gloom and woeBe cool and let it goAnd let your scalp gain showIt's fa...Read Full Lyrics