Diphthong Lyrics

There's too many djembes in the village You've got to get a bicycle instead 'Cos to the local ladies A bike is a Mercedes And you cannot ride a djembe Home to bed There's too many ...Read Full Lyrics

The ugly duckling buckling under pressure to conform to the norm, fit the formThe other ducklings all think it's important he get his neck shortened, dye his down, they gather roun...Read Full Lyrics

Although she has enchanting lips, one thing about relationshipsIs that there's bound to be some give and takeAnd while she is beyond compare, the witching hour you should bewareFor...Read Full Lyrics

It's just a drop in the ocean you sayIt wouldn't make any difference anywayBut the ocean's nothing moreThan a whole lot of drops like yoursYour one drop (*!*) could make a splashMa...Read Full Lyrics

It's falling outAnd I don't really careIf I lose my hairAnd cause a bit more glareIt's falling outIt's not all gloom and woeBe cool and let it goAnd let your scalp gain showIt's fa...Read Full Lyrics

All my clothes just hang aboutI hang them there to air them outThey hang like wasted corpses doAnd it could do the same to youWe'll all go togetherFlogged by a featherSwimming thro...Read Full Lyrics

Old McDonald's farm for sale in single acre lotsPacks of rabid scouts for sale that tie you up in knotsPerfect human beings for sale with brains at extra costAnd things for you to ...Read Full Lyrics

Embracing sweetly on the sideAll mingled lips and limbs amidst a mist becalmBut bent betwixt our beating breastsI always get the 4th armThat losing hand I have to foldWhen by mista...Read Full Lyrics

As my voice hangs halfway between my heart and my headThere's some hefty haggling over how things are saidHeaps of hard fought dealings between my thoughts and feelingsCompletely l...Read Full Lyrics

You're out having lots of fun and you're not hurting anyoneBut when someone says "that can't be done"That's a fun detectorFun detector, fun detector, lower your brow and raise your...Read Full Lyrics