10 Coolest Things About New Jersey Lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had...Read Full Lyrics

Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate yo...Read Full Lyrics

You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that You can get with this or you can get with that I think you'll get with this for this i...Read Full Lyrics

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Playing star again on a steel horse I ride anywhere I roam With my eye on filling my palm With a titty from a city where I'm strumming a song Poorly but surely the...Read Full Lyrics

My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm quite the sped, I never shred Not cool (Not cool) But my bros all call me Itch (With the silent B) But that spells Bitch (Fits you perfectly) Chaz Bono dickba...Read Full Lyrics

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader Travoltin' over So try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kung-fu grip Let the banana split and Watch...Read Full Lyrics

Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We're the kn...Read Full Lyrics

[Vocals: Jimmy Pop] Hold up, how do I look? Fucked up like Bobby Brown's cheque book Ozzy Osbourne stopped doing Mai-Tai-Chi The type that made Diddy lose his P Where we are...Read Full Lyrics