25 Hour Goddamn Telethon Lyrics

I brought a guitar. I brought a handful of credit cards. I filled a van and a trailer up to the top with shit that I'll probably never use. I took 95 and then I transferred to the...Read Full Lyrics

I went to about five funerals this year And I felt so empty that I couldn't even shed a tear. I felt so fucking selfish, all I thought about was me And how I'd love to lay down on ...Read Full Lyrics

You got a new medicine 100 movie channels on television. We can use it as evidence Of why I don't have any more friends. I got a big comfortable couch That seems a lot bigger when...Read Full Lyrics

[Originally by Tom Waits] My head is spinning round. My heart is in my shoes. I went and set the Thames on fire And now I must come back down. She's laughing in her sleeves boys. ...Read Full Lyrics

Full speed along the North Oconee River. I can feel it in my forehead and while that always fails, my lungs are getting clearer. I see trucks racing by on the roof above my trail, ...Read Full Lyrics

You've got all kinds of problems With the state of the world And there's just one solution That will get you the girls. Blow your brains out on live tv. Four more years yeah right...Read Full Lyrics

I'm twenty-two and I live at home And I hate my shitty job and shitty wage. I feel like I need an attitude adjustment. When the transformation's over you can see it on my face. Gr...Read Full Lyrics

Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably But today's the fucking weekend so we're sleeping until five Wake up and lock the d...Read Full Lyrics

Congratulations! Go stretch your ears and get a neck tattoo. Congratulations! All of our friends knew there was no better choice than you. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Congratulations!...Read Full Lyrics

Got a lot of shit on my head. You know we got to pull it together 'Cause it's not gonna stop until we're dead. You know we got to pull it together 'Cause it's not gonna stop it's n...Read Full Lyrics