3rd Wheel Lyrics

What is this place Chipotle? What's up with that? No. Are we just giving up on the normal-sized burritos now? Yeah, take a laundry bag & fill it with meat That's what I want I don...Read Full Lyrics

Hey little caterpillar. Such a pretty caterpillar. I know that your gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday. I don't know if that's gonna happen, because... I have, decided to feed ...Read Full Lyrics

Just the other day some dude asked me Where I'm gonna spend eternity He said I didn't know my future was wack So he opened up the holy book and showed me that F-R-E-E that spells '...Read Full Lyrics

Vegans and pagans and rabid tree huggers Honey Boo Boo and her psychotic mother Sugar free anything and brussel sprouts These are the things that I don’t care about Occupy Wall ...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm out driving in my car I like to be able to Steer So I don't drink beer When I try to communicate I want for my words to be clear So I don't drink beer I don't drink be...Read Full Lyrics

They're doin it in paris they're doin it in rome People just like me educatin' at home They got the homeschool, they got the homeschool blues Don't worry about no uniform don't wo...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken:) "Uh-huh" "Goes like this" "Uh-huh" "That's just the way it is" "Uh-huh" "Hey, hey - why does my voice sound like this?" "Yeah, you... can you make it sound normal a...Read Full Lyrics

Jello again, Jello I always eat Jello I love that jiggy thing You do You make my heart race Then my face Jello...Read Full Lyrics

On a dark, country highway Cool wind in your hair Warm smell of a corn dog Rising up through the air You see a sign in the distance That says, "We Are Open All Day" And if you wa...Read Full Lyrics

I got an apartment, I think you know. But the rent was just to high to pay, So I got a room mate, I didn't know, And he moved his stuff in yesterday, When he walked in, Oooh, He sa...Read Full Lyrics