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Cokesbury calamine A road I made up in my mind It took some time but now I know I won't throw up and I'll just drive Cokesbury, Califon I'm being strung along By nineteen l...Read Full Lyrics

Some say culture is dead But when they do, someone shakes his head Like, maybe true, but my name is Ed And I’ll buy a house or two or three Or four and hoard them in my inven...Read Full Lyrics

Caught me shoegazing like some lo-fi band, A desperate beer in each one of my hands, I’ll dance the night away to prove it’s great. Ten minutes later, repetitive lines, Val...Read Full Lyrics

I want to learn math again Just to feel better than My socially adjusted friends And get a 95 percent Tiny plastic polygons I'm building things that aren't real - Endless s...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It pains me to say but Maybe I'll grow out of it (outgrown, outgrown, out of it) I’m a businessman I don’t waste time on any shit (don't waste time, don't waste t...Read Full Lyrics

Flying around a corner Scrutinizing all the screens That you’re on, well naturally I want to know your secret You figured out a something That you are now expressing Thro...Read Full Lyrics

JK I’m not depressed I’d rather sleep in All day till I’m dead And all the arachnids I’m supposed to eat by accident Miraculously exit, Crawl out my underbite And I wa...Read Full Lyrics

Sixty-five miles an hour I'm not home yet Telephone poles get Blurred together, in gray weather Till they look like crucifixes Until something in me thinks if I was nimble en...Read Full Lyrics

It's afternoon, I'm feeling sick I'm spewing stupid rhetoric I'm starting shit on Post Aesthetics Like a fucking lunatic I’m home alone, I’m making jokes I’m drowning ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'll be honest It's been for days And I've been using rhymes on Rutherford B. Hayes Rhyme Zone told me to say that But my point is I think I'm failing at doing thi...Read Full Lyrics