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We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I'm the 7 foot man, I've commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I'm...Read Full Lyrics

[Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell Will not be here for the r...Read Full Lyrics

Whitey: Oh they day can't begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to socilize I see Raidy and Ruth...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They'r...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend! When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong You t...Read Full Lyrics

Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey, Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar I'm guessin...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel [moving train] "next stop! coopersville!" [two guys talking] "hey buddy" "buddy...Read Full Lyrics

The Champion Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18'th tee off with an ...Read Full Lyrics

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids w...Read Full Lyrics

Sean: Ooh baby, you looking good. Girl: Thanks sean. Sean: you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. Girl: I think you're nice too, sean. Sean: Let me t...Read Full Lyrics