Best Friend Lyrics

Every one in this room has been associated with Whitey, Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar I'm guessin...Read Full Lyrics

Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, tim meadows, tim herlihy, and robert smigel [moving train] "next stop! coopersville!" [two guys talking] "hey buddy" "buddy...Read Full Lyrics

The Champion Donald: Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18'th tee off with an ...Read Full Lyrics

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids w...Read Full Lyrics

Sean: Ooh baby, you looking good. Girl: Thanks sean. Sean: you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right. Girl: I think you're nice too, sean. Sean: Let me t...Read Full Lyrics

-{The Sounds of waves crashing- Sean: This is quite the chill night. Kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. Girl #2: Yeah, the waves are so calming. Sean: ...Read Full Lyrics

-{Sean pouring champagne- Sean: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there. Girl #3: Oh Sean, you're so sweet. Sean: Not ...Read Full Lyrics

-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}- Sean: What's your name, baby? Girl #4: Desiree. Sean: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self. Girl #4: What's your nam...Read Full Lyrics

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- Girl #5: Hey, honey. Sean: S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boy There was no limit on what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never ...Read Full Lyrics