After All These Beers Lyrics

my mother is a man. she is the head of a nazi training camp. when i am bad she threatens to take me to the lab and use me for scientific research. my mother is a man. she is the he...Read Full Lyrics

oh wendy o how i loved you. your leather skin never looked so dry. you pissed me off, you had to split. you could've surfed our bus then died. wendy lost control. sex lock and load...Read Full Lyrics

i try and i try and i try and i try but i feel like i just might fuckin die. you know i try and i try and i try and i try try try but i think i'm gonna fuckin die if i don't get hi...Read Full Lyrics

i was born and bred to kill. to execute at my king's will. i shit and eat and sleep death. i could not believe what they did to me... i still had a boner when we did it after three...Read Full Lyrics

there comes a time you have to run. too fucked in the head to be makin sense. break things up that hold you down. not waking up till you hit the ground. the phone is ringing my hea...Read Full Lyrics

it's nineteen hundred and ninety nine and we're still toastin to the end of time. so roll a joint pour some wine and cut us up a couple of lines. light it up and phone the chicks a...Read Full Lyrics

there's a hundred thousand basements in victoria. but there's one thing about them most people don't know. every other one's got a little secret garden and all the rest got a great...Read Full Lyrics

there is a guy i used to know who likes to get really high on other people's doe. late at night when the cheques come in. he looks like jesus bonehead with snot runnin down his chi...Read Full Lyrics

Start talking, start listeningI love the way I lose controlNo worries, nothing can go wrongDon't leave, this feeling's way to coolRain on meDon't talk, you don't have toRain on meP...Read Full Lyrics

this is a formal apology for the behaviour of jesus bonehead. the poor old boy is drunk on power. these songs are getting to his head. jesus bonehead likes to pick up chicks in his...Read Full Lyrics