Ahab Lyrics

711: Hello, 711, may I help you? Lars: Hey, what time are you guys open until? 711: We're open 24 hours. Lars: Do you guys have Slurpees? 711: Yes we do. Lars: What's the best flav...Read Full Lyrics

My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald and he's not a bear My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My c...Read Full Lyrics

I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away, I save old men in seas like Hemmingway. The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Frost, Don't get busted like Milton, ...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Jaret Reddick) It's 2006, the consumer's still pissed Won't take it anymore so I'm writing a list Don't try to resist this paradigm shift The music revolution cannot be dis...Read Full Lyrics

Lars: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, When we went straight to that island On that momentous day. To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C. Mnp and Lars H., pi...Read Full Lyrics

I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do, son? I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do? I got Dragon Blood, what you want to do, son? ‘Cause I’m always going hard with my Dot...Read Full Lyrics

[Club promoter:] Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready? [MC Lars:] I guess but... I still got to write some lyrics. [Club promoter:] Alright, just remember it's crunk night. ...Read Full Lyrics

Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon Autograph line every day in homeroom On the playground all the kids like to point and Whisper, "Check his calloused guitar-button ...Read Full Lyrics

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... And I represent CV, and yes I must con...Read Full Lyrics

The name's Hamlet and I've got a tale About madness, lust and a female Dad's a ghost and he roams the floors Lurks at night in Elsinore Got a pale face just like kiss paint Normal...Read Full Lyrics