Generic Crunk Rap Lyrics

Walking down the hall all the fifth graders swoon Autograph line every day in homeroom On the playground all the kids like to point and Whisper, "Check his calloused guitar-button ...Read Full Lyrics

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish. All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish. It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S... And I represent CV, and yes I must con...Read Full Lyrics

The name's Hamlet and I've got a tale About madness, lust and a female Dad's a ghost and he roams the floors Lurks at night in Elsinore Got a pale face just like kiss paint Normal...Read Full Lyrics

I met her in the thrift shop Bumping indie hip hop Calculator wrist watch Shins t-shirt and flip flops Queen of the hipster scene Straight out of Vice magazine Social outcast at s...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus Humphrey the Whale should have gps, Humphrey the Whale should get gps. Chorus So you're not stuck in the Sacramento Delta, Humphrey! Fresh water is not good for marine mamma...Read Full Lyrics

Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why. Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain. Chuck D told me I had to be m...Read Full Lyrics

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween Ad 33...Read Full Lyrics

And people tried to put us down When itunes bumped a post-Cold War sound My generation sat at the Mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs So we hit the net while t...Read Full Lyrics

Internet relationships are not real Your heart people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys [Daryl47:]...Read Full Lyrics

Hes a No Exit G in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Toms a po...Read Full Lyrics