Alfred (Interlude) Lyrics

[Chorus]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,Put your picture ...Read Full Lyrics

Aw baby[Chorus]The way you shake it,I can't believe it,I ain't never seen an ass like that,The way you move it,You make my pee-pee go,Da-doing doing doing,I don't believe itIt's al...Read Full Lyrics

I got a song filled with shit for the strong willedWhen the world gives you a raw dealSet you off 'til youScream, "piss off, screw you"When it talks to you like you don't belongOr ...Read Full Lyrics

Aw manYou ever be in the club man, you get in a fightAnd people that you don't even know jump in?You feel like you wanna hit something, your fist clenches, you're pissedYou just wa...Read Full Lyrics

All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement, hahaI'll meet you down thereThere once was a saying that I used to sayBack in the day when I met DreI used to sit and goof on the phone wi...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, my goodnessWhat have I done (oh no)I can't believe itIt's like I've got the whole worldIn my palmAnd I'm ready to drop bombsWelcome to the slim shady mecca RebbeccaIt's the vil...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're going to have a p...Read Full Lyrics

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going,He decides to rob a liquor store(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes)But on his...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like meMic check 1, 2We recording?I'm cancerousSo when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer thisI...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me where to go, tell me what to doI'll be right there for youTell me what to say, no matter if it's trueI'll say it all for youI used to be the type of kid that would always t...Read Full Lyrics