Alien Probes Lyrics

Yes me, I'm the man with too much time on my hands I sell tapes even though there's almost no demand I write rhymes even though none of my rhymes sell I take showers even though it...Read Full Lyrics

I got a special talent that I love to share When I'm home or goin' out I pollute the air You can always tell where I have been and when 'Cause a lot of people never wanna go there ...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Around The Way Girl" by L. L. Cool J) I want a girl with gravitational pull Big as a cow, but not mean as a bull A couple chins and a big behind That's what I need to ...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't nothin' to do in my home town So I grab my remote and I plant myself down Suckin' down cheese balls by the pound Gonna watch tv till my brain melts down I got no wife ...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Move The Crowd" by Eric B. And Rakim) Standing in my bedroom suddenly I had this Feeling like I ate an anvil and had to pass it So I just can't stand around So I start...Read Full Lyrics

I'm in a Brain Dead state now my mind is a blank slate The matter in my head is as useful as a beefcake Walk around dazed for days at a time My brain begins to smoke when I try to ...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time Comin' to your home from the sewers They came from outter space and they're bounci...Read Full Lyrics

If a tree falls down and nobody is around Then does it really make a sound But if the mafia kills someone and doesn't get caught Is the person really dead? I thought so If the...Read Full Lyrics

[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I'm being haunted by the ghosts of dead rappers from both coasts Puttin out albums long after they've decomposed So their lyrics are a little behind t...Read Full Lyrics

I was walkin' through the mall headin' to the record store Gonna buy a new tape that came out the day before Halfway there when I got a big scare There's a guy with a clipboard scr...Read Full Lyrics