Bowel Movement Lyrics

I'm in a Brain Dead state now my mind is a blank slate The matter in my head is as useful as a beefcake Walk around dazed for days at a time My brain begins to smoke when I try to ...Read Full Lyrics

Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time Comin' to your home from the sewers They came from outter space and they're bounci...Read Full Lyrics

If a tree falls down and nobody is around Then does it really make a sound But if the mafia kills someone and doesn't get caught Is the person really dead? I thought so If the...Read Full Lyrics

[Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] I'm being haunted by the ghosts of dead rappers from both coasts Puttin out albums long after they've decomposed So their lyrics are a little behind t...Read Full Lyrics

I was walkin' through the mall headin' to the record store Gonna buy a new tape that came out the day before Halfway there when I got a big scare There's a guy with a clipboard scr...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice) [Chorus:] Dice Dice Baby Dice Dice Baby He can't stop, can he be clean? Never Dice is back and he's hornier than ever Steps to the mic b...Read Full Lyrics

Oh no, there they go another herd of elephants With big fat legs in tight black pants And an image of themselves that can't be clear 'Cause it's obvious they ain't never looked in ...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Jump" by Kris Kross) [chorus] Dump! Dump! My bedroom is such a Dump! Dump! I like livin' in a Dump! Dump! I can't help it it's a Dump! Dump! Uh-huh, uh-huh Don't try ...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of the Fat Boys' song "Fat Boys"*} Frat boys Frat boys Now we may be inebriated, and somewhat dumb But I'll tell you one thing, we can surely come To the party, and wr...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Method Man's song "All That I Need"*} They all will bleed and then die, a-aahh Jason's a guy that you really oughtta watch for To him you ain't nothin' but a fly, h...Read Full Lyrics