All Cartoons Are Fuckin' Dicks Lyrics

Lois: Brian, your standards are ridiculously high. You will never find a girl unless you're willing to make exceptions And compromise so you can find your love. Brian: Lois, I don...Read Full Lyrics

I used to get awf’ly moody, when dating a fair-skinned cutie ‘Cause every red-hot beauty turned out to be bitchy inside Like something had crawled right up her ass and died Bu...Read Full Lyrics

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as what's...Read Full Lyrics

And I'd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum When I have a heart that's heavy Feeling I was born to lose You are there to say that life's okay Thank you for it al...Read Full Lyrics

Hk: we only live to kiss your ass B: kiss it why well even wipe it for you. Hk: forem here on in its easy street P: any bars on that street? B: twenty four happy hours a day P: oh ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse: Lois Griffin] It seems today That all you see Is violence in movies And sex on T. V [Bridge: Peter Griffin] But where are those good old-fashioned values.... [Bridge:...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you about it, stud. You'll get chills all through your body And you'll lose all control of your bladder And your sphincter, that's your bum hole. 'Cause if you use to...Read Full Lyrics

All] I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [All] We're gonna all hang ten, then maybe then [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [Boys] Cause I'm a hic-a-doo-la boy, [Girl...Read Full Lyrics

Peter: Nothing else has worked so far, So I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous sparkling speck of light, I need a Jew... Lois makes me take the rap, Because our checkbook looks like cr...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream, it's all about you - Meg Griffin. Not much you can do - Meg Griffin. You can't dance, you can't sing, No you pretty much can't do a thing. Never fear, Dad is here. ...Read Full Lyrics