Dear Booze Lyrics

Hk: we only live to kiss your ass B: kiss it why well even wipe it for you. Hk: forem here on in its easy street P: any bars on that street? B: twenty four happy hours a day P: oh ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse: Lois Griffin] It seems today That all you see Is violence in movies And sex on T. V [Bridge: Peter Griffin] But where are those good old-fashioned values.... [Bridge:...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you about it, stud. You'll get chills all through your body And you'll lose all control of your bladder And your sphincter, that's your bum hole. 'Cause if you use to...Read Full Lyrics

All] I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [All] We're gonna all hang ten, then maybe then [All] Hic-a-doo-la! [Boys] Cause I'm a hic-a-doo-la boy, [Girl...Read Full Lyrics

Peter: Nothing else has worked so far, So I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous sparkling speck of light, I need a Jew... Lois makes me take the rap, Because our checkbook looks like cr...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream, it's all about you - Meg Griffin. Not much you can do - Meg Griffin. You can't dance, you can't sing, No you pretty much can't do a thing. Never fear, Dad is here. ...Read Full Lyrics

S: I'm the greatest captain in the queens navy All but S: And your record will stand as true S: Be it a galleon or a freighter, I'm an excellent navigator All but S: And even a ...Read Full Lyrics

Cut out your nappin' It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen There's a chair that freakin' talks (hey look) And some fish who give advice (holy crap!) It's screwy ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a ...Read Full Lyrics

(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog. Drove in through the morning fog. Hey there Rover, come on over... (Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat.(Spoken) (R...Read Full Lyrics